Can I pick the spanker?

[nolechica]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole la_eme's purse (30 points). In October I put gum in sexinthecloset's hair (-12 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, avantgardeluv (-5000 points). Last Thursday I helped katherinemorrow hide a body (-173 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-6167 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, nolechica

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[lmichelle599.livejournal.com]

I think I have an idea who you might choose as the spanker. ;)

I was nice, even though I still killed someone's dog. Oops.

[nolechica.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah, wishful thinking...